Jan . 28
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herblesbians:

some trends i am really down for

  • being nice to people working in customer service
  • girls in thigh-highs
  • receiving $400,000
  • pasta
Jan . 28
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hippiee:

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

Jan . 28
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another-sadistic-dom:

fuck her so good, she gets wet the next day just thinking about it

Jan . 05
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jumex:

I don’t need a man but where is he

Dec . 17
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haiku-robot:
“ scribblesteph:
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“hottest take
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Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d...

haiku-robot:

scribblesteph:

semituring:

meganphntmgrl:

spontaneous-purple-giraffe:

fakefurby:

hottest take

Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know.

Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.

The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself.

This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time.

Yeah.

so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh

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of arc and any antis
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Dec . 01
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cobaltdays:

cobaltdays:

cobaltdays:

why is my grandma so crunchy

im gonna ask her about her crunch

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Dec . 01
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mydeddyalabama:

U think i watch marvel films for the plot? U think I watch b/c they’re good? No. i watch to bust nuts and do me. the elevator scene? Nut. “Who the hell is bucky?” Nut. “I accept your surrender” Nut. When Bucky Did Not Hesitate and was gonna shoot tony in the face? Nut. The entirety of ragnarok? Nut. I’m here to be horny please respect my process.

Nov . 30
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rosebeaches:

literally When will ANYTHING EVER slam harder than Cascada’s Everytime We Touch

Nov . 30
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zackisontumblr:

panatthedisco43:

zackisontumblr:

what’cha doing?

Permanently ruining my life every single minute of every single day

cool me too

Nov . 30
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Me: Time to get shit done

My head: Head machine broke

Me: understandable, have a nice day

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